Parenting is often hilarious; but it can be dangerous too… I have found that when you introduce seemingly innocent ideas to young minds that those ideas or philosophies have a way of coming back to haunt you.
Me: Yes son?
Boy: What does needful mean?
Me: (Perplexed) It means something is needed.
Boy: What does it mean to be confused?
Me: It means you don't understand something.
Boy: Do you like fresh air?
Boy: Do you like having lots of money?
Me: … yes.
Boy: Do you like being healthy?
Me: … ? … yes.
Boy: Do you like your favorite food?
Me: ? … ? … Yes.
Boy: Can we have Ice Cream?
Me: … no.
Boy: (Calling to his brother) The Yes trick didn't work!!!