It's enough to make you weak in the knees
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One of the best parts of being a Father is being able to listen in on the little conversations.
Boy 1: "Bet you want to do that to … to." (totally unrelated subject)
Boy 2: "You want a tutu?"
Boy 1: "I guess."
Boy 2: "Like a ballerina?!?!"
Boy 1: "Sure, I guess they're cool."
Boy 2: "Boys don't wear tutus!"
Boy 1: "I bet that if you were the best fighter in the world you could walk around wearing anything you wanted."
Boy 2: (serious pondering) "You mean like Wolverine?"
Boy 1: "Yeah, Wolverine could wear a tutu and no one would even make fun of him."
Sesame street taught me a lot of lessons that stay with me even today, but one of the lessons that I enjoy the most is "One of these things is NOT like the others." Under that premise I sat down with the kids and played a game "What do these things have in common?"
First I showed the children this guy, they had no doubt "Oh That's Super Grover!" They called out!
Next I showed them this one, "It's MISS PIGGY!!!" was another of their correct answers.
Do you know what they all have in common?
I'll give you a hint…
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Those of you with children probably know how easily something that's a little funny at first can get out of hand. It began when I was cut off in traffic and said (in my best silly voice)
"This is a public service announcement:
If you drive poorly, you're more likely to get in an accident.
This has been a public service announcement."
The children laughed and then I started to hear this thing continue from that momentum. Little voices said:
"This is a public service announcement
If you pour water over yourself you'll be wet.
This has been a public service announcement."
and
"This is a public service announcement
If you spend all of your money, you don't have any.
This has been a public service announcement."
My favorite one of them came after the novelty of it ran off and the jokes had all subsided. My daughter took a sip of soup and pulled back and said 'Ouch this is hot!' I then heard three echoes from her siblings:
"This is a public service announcement
If you try to eat hot soup it may burn your mouth.
This has been a public service announcement."