Children Philosophy – Tutu

One of the best parts of being a Father is being able to listen in on the little conversations.

Boy 1: "Bet you want to do that to … to." (totally unrelated subject)

Boy 2: "You want a tutu?"

Boy 1: "I guess."

Boy 2: "Like a ballerina?!?!"

Boy 1: "Sure, I guess they're cool."

Boy 2: "Boys don't wear tutus!"

Boy 1: "I bet that if you were the best fighter in the world you could walk around wearing anything you wanted."

Boy 2: (serious pondering) "You mean like Wolverine?"

Boy 1: "Yeah, Wolverine could wear a tutu and no one would even make fun of him."

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How to Blow your Child’s Mind! Star Wars Street

Sesame street taught me a lot of lessons that stay with me even today, but one of the lessons that I enjoy the most is "One of these things is NOT like the others."  Under that premise I sat down with the kids and played a game "What do these things have in common?"

Do you know what they all have in common?

I'll give you a hint…

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Common Sense of Humor – Public Service Announcement

Those of you with children probably know how easily something that's a little funny at first can get out of hand.  It began when I was cut off in traffic and said (in my best silly voice)

"This is a public service announcement

If you drive poorly, you're more likely to get in an accident.

This has been a public service announcement."

The children laughed and then I started to hear this thing continue from that momentum.  Little voices said:

"This is a public service announcement

If you pour water over yourself you'll be wet.

This has been a public service announcement."

and

 

"This is a public service announcement

If you spend all of your money, you don't have any.

This has been a public service announcement."

My favorite one of them came after the novelty of it ran off and the jokes had all subsided.  My daughter took a sip of soup and pulled back and said 'Ouch this is hot!' I then heard three echoes from her siblings:

 

"This is a public service announcement

If you try to eat hot soup it may burn your mouth.

This has been a public service announcement."

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